thattwatdeziree:

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but wow

(via spiderlassie)

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

(via spiderlassie)

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

(via smurflewis)

crystal-gems:

the-world-of-steven-universe:

Steven Universe - “Intro in different languages” (#1)

Here’s the intro in 5 different languages:

  1. English
  2. Latin American Spanish
  3. Portuguese
  4. French
  5. Chinese

More languages coming soon!

Sweeeeeeeet

(via madithefreckled)

scienceisadesiretoknow:

sexwithsniperrifles:

grubus:

my-lenore:

lledra:

officialhankmccoy:

scandalass:

jenkotsu:

harryfloorcorn:

HOW WILL I DIE?

"Suffocated by everything"
……. Wait, isn’t that just normal life?

Fucked by EVERY MEMBER OF LIMP BIZKIT WOW THANKS

assassinated by pro lifers
seems accurate tbh

Crushed by my Existence? OMG…

Penetrated by everything.
…

Skinned Alive by every member of Limp Bizkit
wat

((Fellated by my failures. Just. Wow.))

Fellated by meth addicts.UM.

Penetrated by life…

scienceisadesiretoknow:

sexwithsniperrifles:

grubus:

my-lenore:

lledra:

officialhankmccoy:

scandalass:

jenkotsu:

harryfloorcorn:

HOW WILL I DIE?

"Suffocated by everything"

……. Wait, isn’t that just normal life?

Fucked by EVERY MEMBER OF LIMP BIZKIT WOW THANKS

assassinated by pro lifers

seems accurate tbh

Crushed by my Existence? OMG…

Penetrated by everything.

Skinned Alive by every member of Limp Bizkit

wat

((Fellated by my failures. Just. Wow.))

Fellated by meth addicts.

UM.

Penetrated by life…

cosplay-gamers:

Transformers - Optimus Prime Cosplay by Pablo Bairan

Photography by AC Hernandez

(via wreck-gar)

sinceredir:

You didn’t think time at the feeder would be peaceful for little jetlings, did you?

I will never stop watching this.

(via rorby)

englishotomegames:

leedalangin:

THE TIME FOR CRAPPY WIP-Y DEMO GAMES IS NOW go go go go

The demo for the upcoming game The Duenkhy has been released!

englishotomegames:

leedalangin:

THE TIME FOR CRAPPY WIP-Y DEMO GAMES IS NOW go go go go

The demo for the upcoming game The Duenkhy has been released!

(via sindia69)

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